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A film blog? Nothing at all?!

WHO KNOWS THAT'S THE FUN

school: your tuition bill is-
me: oh darling, stars never pay

"After killing his family,
the father hung himself
with an umbilical cord
they had in the garage”

mcnugget-monarch:

when you accidentally say internet Bowser instead of Browser 

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theychangethings:

I may not have any special talents but I can recite every word Groot said in guardians of the galaxy

i want to be a mushroom because they’re cute and can also be poisonous

wearethemakersofmanners:

I want someone to love me like snape loved lily. like gatsby loved daisy. like heathcliffe loved cathy.  like the phantom loved christine. like humbert loved lolita. like apollo loved daphne. l don’t understand romance. please keep men away from me until I learn

breastforce:

the origin of Ouija boards is funny if you think about it, like they’re part of another country’s (China) ancient history that was practiced until one emperor decided, “You know what this is probably a bad idea” and banned the practice. 

then centuries later an old businessman comes along and is like “I’m going to take this and market it as a toy to children.”

Which is the exact plot of Yu-Gi-Oh

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orgasmic-humor:

This is so accurate it hurts

orgasmic-humor:

This is so accurate it hurts